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Thursday, October 21, 2010

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Being a practical shopper I like to pick up things that we
sell on our online store, when we have something really cool
or practical...or cheap.

So while brain-storming some stocking stuffer ideas for the
wife I came across these comfy, cozy microfiber socks that
come in a variety of stripes and colors.

Trying to subtly feel her out last night at dinner I said,
"Hon...would you be interested in Fuzzy Socks?"

"TZ!" she hissed at me. "Not in front of the kids."

"No, no!" I said, "I was talking about your feet!"

"You're sick, TZ. I'm beginning to think Mama was right
about you."

So I gave up. But I think I'm going to buy them for her any-
way. At two bucks a pair (or two pair for three) it's hard
to go wrong.

If you'd like to check them out click the link below for
some pics...

These are for the ladies. Fun, fuzzy and incredibly soft,
the Fuzzy Crew Socks come in a variety of stripes and solid
These quality socks are made of 97% Polyester, 2% Spandex
and 1% Rubber. They're Machine washable. Women's size 9-11.

* Start thinking holiday stocking stuffer! *

Ladies Fuzzy Crew Socks
Your Price: $1.99 (66% off)
Special Pricing: Buy 2 for $2.98 (75% off)

COLORS ARE CHOSEN AT RANDOM: But because of the low, low
cost you can afford to buy a bunch!

Take a look at what's available by visiting:
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Subtly,

TZ

Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in
your family at this link: mailto:tz@gophercentral.com



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"There was a 75-mile long traffic jam in China. It was so
bad, kids could barely get to work." -Jimmy Fallon



One day Mr. Smith, the president of a small corporation,
called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said,
"We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara
will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and
said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and
three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive.
Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara,
I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack
off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd
better jack off. I've got a headache."



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"I molested myself last night. At first I said no, but I knew
I really wanted it." -TZ


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*** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ ***

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Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever
start thinking about something, and when you go to talk,
you say something you don't mean?"

The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane
tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge
tits, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pitts-
burgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh'."

The First guy says, "Yeah, well I was having breakfast with
my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey can you
please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life
you FUCKING BITCH.'"


Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com