Monday, October 19, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
What an exhausting weekend! I didn't think I was going to
get any so I masturbated to a copy of Red Book that my wife
left lying around...like I usually do...and then it turned
out that she was in the mood after all.
I performed twice in one weekend. I feel like I don't have
any liquids left in me at all!
Drainedly,
TZ
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As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate
drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I
always hate cyclists.
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic
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expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For
all I know, these are the same thing.
And never under any circumstances expect me to pick up any-
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always said: Diet and exercise." --Jay Leno
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There was a church down in Texas that had a young, very big-
busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced
and jiggled while she played the organ. Her trim waist made
the jiggle even that more apparent.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably
- especially the men. The very proper church ladies were
appalled. They said something had to be done about this or
they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told
her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her
breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her
to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they
are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you
won't be able to talk properly for a while.
She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the
pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol
we will not hath a Thermon tewday."
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