Thursday, January 20, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Somehow my wife and I got on the subject of young spouses
dying.
"I can't imagine life without you," she whispered. "I wouldn't
want to live without you." And she began to weep.
"Oh, baby," I said pulling her head to my chest, "don't cry.
I hope you never have to live without me, too."
She sniffled, wiped her eyes and looked up at me. "What, you
want me to die first? You believe could live without me?"
"What? No, that's not what I meant...."
"Thanks a lot, TZ," she said walking away. "Drop dead."
Can't-fucking-winly,
TZ
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"You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be
miserable, or get married and wish you were dead."
--W.W.Renwick
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night while I was here with you guys, a burglar broke into my
house.
"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.
"yeah, a broken jaw, two teeth knocked out, and a pair of
broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
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As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards
with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden
of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off
the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the
road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw
an attractive woman sitting at a desk.
"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.
"It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist
camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature."
"Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his member-
ship fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked
along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays."
A little further along he saw another sign which read the
same thing: "Beware of Gays."
He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which
had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read
the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"
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