Thursday, April 8, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Lewis walked into my office today and exclaimed, "TZ, did
you see the story about how 47 percent of American house-
olds are either not paying any taxes at all or are getting
money back from the government?"
"What does that have to do with barely legal Asian porno
or anything else I care about?"
"Most of the tax breaks are for people with kids! Just
think, if you had just one more child you would probably
be getting more money back in your tax refund than you
have taken out in deductions!"
I shook my head, "That sounds good in theory, but all I
have to do is take one look at those grubby, malevolent
little faces when I go home to know the thousand bucks or
so I might get back just ain't worth it."
Fiscally,
TZ
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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The
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puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing
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