Thursday, November 26, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Happy Thanksgiving to all! Right now my wife is in the
kitchen preparing a Ptomaine-stuffed turkey with all the
trimmin's while I get to do a little work in private.
Well, nominally I'm working, but what I'm really doing is
shopping. We have been talking about taking a skiing trip
up to Michigan around Christmas and as a surprise I'm buying
skis for the whole family!
That's a good Christmas present, isn't it? I mean, what wife
and little girl doesn't want brand new skis and boots? I am
so going to score this year. Once my sweetheart unwraps those
skis it's going to be blow job city.
I'll let you know if we all get food poisoning next week.
Anticipatingly,
TZ
Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in
your family at this link: mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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George and his beautiful blond wife are having hard financial
times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so George says, 'Stand in
front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks.
If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.'
She's out there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks,
'How much?'
She says, 'A hundred dollars'. He says, 'Shit. All I've got
is fifty'.
She says, 'Hold on.' She runs back to George and asks, 'What
can he get for fifty dollars?'
George says, 'A blow job.'
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for fifty dollars
is a blow job. He says 'okay.' She gets in the car; he unzips
his pants and whips out a HUGE cock. She stares at it for a
minute, and then says, 'I'll be right back.'
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, 'George,
can you lend this guy fifty bucks?'
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com
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