Thursday, May 26, 2011

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I was in the hallway going to take a piss and I bumped into
two women from the office above ours.

I said, "Hello, Ladies," in a very jovial way.

"You are so nice," one of them said. "You are the third
nicest person from your suite."

"Third?" I asked. "Who are the other two?"

She said, "Anisa is number one, and Magilla is number two."

"Are you kidding?" I said. "You rank me behind that duo of
ill will?"

"Excuse me?" they said backing toward the elevator.

"Those two are not nice. In fact, they're evil. You're not
supposed to like them. You're supposed to like me...I'm
better than them."

The elevator opened and they backed in and the doors began
closing.

I was now shouting at the closed doors of the elevator.
"They don't even like you! They told me!"

Thirdly,

TZ

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A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and
knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.

"Is your Dad home?"

"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."

"Well, is your Mother here?"

"No sir, she went to town with Dad."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."

The rancher stood there for a minute, shifting from one foot
to the other, and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the
tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a
message for ya."

"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to
talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my
daughter Suzie pregnant."

The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad
about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for
the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."


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