Monday, February 22, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I always knew I was an irresistible chick magnet, and a recent
poll I just read about confirms it!
According to the poll, young women might confess to one another
that they want a muscly guy, who is hair free and manly enough
not to show his emotional side, but the anonymous results prove
that they secretly want something different.
It seems women really do like a guy who is able to show a softer
side, or who is carrying a little bit of extra weight.
The poll of 2,500 women also revealed that 91 per cent would
actually prefer a guy who had a few flaws over someone who is
perfect, and I'm all about flaws.
Almost two thirds would prefer to be with a naturally hairy man,
while 56 per cent like a guy with a little bit of stubble over
someone who is clean shaven or has a full beard.
Women also prefer a guy who doesn't spend too much time on his
appearance, with 63 per cent saying they would like a man who
got ready quickly rather than fussing over what he looked like.
I score again and again!
Fifty-eight per cent of women even want a guy who doesn't care
what he eats over someone who is watching his weight.
So in other words...I am almost the ideal catch for 2,500 women.
Of course, this was a poll of British women, so it doesn't
exactly count.
Irresistibly,
TZ
Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in
your family at this link: mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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Two friends were at a bar discussing life and love. One said,
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What is a redneck?
To a person in the US, it is anybody from the South.
To somebody in the South, it is anybody in Mississippi.
To a person in Mississippi it is somebody who lives in a
mobile home.
To somebody in MS living in a mobile home, it is a guy who
drives a pickup.
To a MS guy in a trailer house who drives a pickup, it is a
guy who drives a pickup with a Dale Earnhart decal on it.
To a MS guy in a trailer house with a decal of Dale Earnhart
on his pickup, a redneck is somebody who drives around with
his dog in the back of the truck.
And to a MS guy driving around in his Dale Earnhart pickup
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Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com
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