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Sunday, October 2, 2016
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I saw an old friend this weekend and he was a bit distraught. It seems his wife of ten years, the mother of his two children, is having lesbian fantasies of late. Folks, this is a true story.
Of course, when he first told me this I jumped in with every lesbian joke I could think of. But when he just stared at the ground without laughing I shifted into concerned friend mode and paid attention to his pain.
He proceeded to tell me how his role had diminished since he agreed to stay home with the kids, while Butch, his wife, went to work and came home with the bacon.
I was fine until he wanted to tell me about the dreams she's been having.
"No! I don't want to know!" I protested as he gushed all of his "my wife is a new lesbian and these are her fantasies" stuff on me.
Actually, I'm pleasantly surprised with myself that I didn't want to know. I mean, come on, we all know what two groups of people really dig lesbians: All guys, and all lesbians.
And genius me, at all of the dinners my wife and I shared with them, while I was quietly confident that Butch was attracted to me, she was probably scoping out my wife.
I feel for my friend, because as a man I'm not sure how one recovers from causing ones wife to go lesbo. I mean what do they have that we don't? OK, a vagina, but what does that do? It just kind of sits there.
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