Friday, October 30, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Here it is, the day before another Halloween. You know
you're getting old when the mere thought of handing out
handfuls of bite-sized candy bars to dozens and dozens
of little power rangers, ninjas and princesses makes you
twitch.
So I need to get to the store and buy about a trillion
calories worth of candy for tomorrow, and pick up some
restraints to tie my kids down with when they come home
from trick-or-treating with acute hyperglycemia.
Come to think of it...maybe I'll pick up a few restraints
for the wife, too.
BDSMly,
TZ
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"I don't know," said the man. "I've got a wife and two kids
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She replied, "Who's it going to hurt? I don't know you, you
don't know me, they don't know us, and we don't know them."
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When he hesitated again, she said, "I don't know you, you
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After a few more drinks in her room, the two of them were
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