Friday, November 6, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Lewis had a meeting with some guy who seemed so familiar to me.
For over an hour I was trying to figure out who he reminded me
of. Finally, as he was leaving it hit me.
"I got it!" I said snapping my fingers. "Oscar Wilde. You look =
like Oscar Wilde."
"Are you sure? I've never heard that before," he replied. "By
the way, wasn't he gay?"
"Yeah, he was gay," I said. "They put him in prison for it--he
died a couple years later. I'm pretty sure you're a spitting
image of him. Here, suck on this cucumber and let see how great
the resemblance really is."
Spitting-imagely,
TZ
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