Monday, April 4, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
My wife had a stiff neck for several days. I repeatedly told
her to see a quack but she refused. "It'll get better," was
her refrain.
On the eighth night of her stiff neck I made love to her
because my balls were filling up to the point that my scrotum
had sunk to be between my knees. In the morning I asked her
how her neck was.
"Much better!" she smiled. "Maybe I just needed a little
lovin' to release some endorphins and heal myself."
I said, "Either that or your head bouncing off the headboard
for three minutes did the trick."
Chiropractically,
TZ
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I was dragging you down the highway."
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"And what was the culmination of events that led you to file
this action?" asked the man's attorney in the divorce hearing.
"All through our marriage my wife was less than responsive to
my sexual initiatives," replied the husband, "but the clincher
came one morning last month at the breakfast table."
"Why? What happened?"
"She announced, 'Just so you don't get your hopes up, I'm
already beginning to get a headache.'"
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