Monday, July 12, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Saturday night the kids had a sleep-over at my brother's
house, so Sunday morning the house was conspicuously empty.
When I came downstairs that morning I found the wife in
the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast
for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally
sleeps in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
softly, "You need to make love to me this very minute!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and gave it
my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
pulling her T-shirt back down around her hips.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all
about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
Usefully,
TZ
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A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start
talking and soon realize they're both doctors. After an hour,
the man says, "Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight?
No strings attached."
The woman doctor agrees to it. They go back to her place and
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