Monday, May 10, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I was looking for something in my closet when I uncovered an
entire laudry basket full of my shirts.
"Hey, honey," I called out, "What are all of my shirts doing in
this basket?"
"I need to iron them."
I began picking through them. "Hey, I've been wondering what
happened to most of these! I haven't seen this one in two
years! Really, what the fuck?"
"Excuse me? What did you say?"
"I said, 'and here is my puck' now we can play hockey in the
driveway. Boy I'm glad I found this basket because I really
wanted this puck.'"
I really didn't want to make an issue out of it since yester-
day was Mother's Day afterall. But if it had been any other
day...boy would she have gotten it.
Never-mindly,
TZ
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Heavy snow had buried my van in our driveway. My husband,
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The auto auction I attended was selling cars to benefit
charity. Vehicles were classified as either "Running" or
"No Start." On the block was a No Starter.
It had a shattered windshield, two missing tires, a sagging
front bumper, a cockeyed grille, a hood that was sprung up
at an angle, and dings and dents all over the body.
Before he started the bidding, the auctioneer announced
the car's year, make and model, and then read the owner's
comments: "Please note?the radio does not work."
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