Thursday, May 8, 2014

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I love the spring when it finally starts to warm up, like it has this week. The bird's song is a bit sweeter, the smell of green fills the air, and women walk around half naked. OK, you can keep the birds and the smell, but I really do like the half naked women.

I had to hurry home early yesterday to make sure the kids didn't burn the house down, and I was greeted by an amazing sight. I was once told by a neighbor that our block was home to some sixteen or so school-aged children. Well, they were all out walking with their young, half naked mommies, who have apparently been waiting for some warm weather so they could shed most of their clothing.

So I sat on the porch, waving to some, speaking to others, but always wondering, 'What are these half naked women thinking about as we talk?' I mean, if it was me, I'd be thinking, 'Damn, I'm half naked' and either I'd be glad or self-conscience, and you would know which. But I'm pretty sure these women know EXACTLY what they're doing.

You know, maybe I'll ask my neighbor Chuck's wife Jenny what she's thinking one of these days, when she comes over to say 'Hi' as she takes a break from mowing the lawn in cut-off shorts and a bikini top.

I don't know. Maybe that ain't such a good idea.

Voyeuristically,

TZ

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