Monday, November 22, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
What an exhausting weekend! I didn't think I was going to
get any so I masturbated to a copy of Red Book that my wife
left lying around...like I usually do...and then it turned
out that she was in the mood after all.
I performed twice in one weekend. I feel like I don't have
any liquids left in me at all! But since this week is Thanks-
giving the wife will probably to exhausted to perform, so
I figured I had better take advantage of my opportunities
as they present themselves.
Drainedly,
TZ
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I asked my missus if we could try the Chilean Miner position
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I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted.
I spent $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.
I spent another $2000 on liposuction for her and she was over
the moon.
Then I spend $50 on a blow job for myself and she goes fucking
mental.
Women!
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