Monday, December 14, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I had a pretty tough weekend. Three cooped up kids constantly
fighting, a long 'honey-do' list and a million other normally
inconsequential incidents put me in a pretty constant state of
irritation. But what really started the weekend off badly was
what happened when I was making love to my wife on Friday night.
There we were, face to face, floating away on waves of passion.
A passion created by the trust and security of marriage and
shared parenthood. A relationship so old that I couldn't really
remember what life had been like before her. Floating...
Drifting... Feeling...
She smiled a truly content smile, sighed and opened her eyes.
"AAARRRGGGHHH!" she screamed.
I popped up shouting, "What? What's wrong?!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, TZ," she apologized. "I forgot it was you."
Substitutingly,
TZ
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cents."
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I was giving my kids a few cookies, and as usual, my 10-year-
old daughter scarfed hers down really fast. My 12 year-old
daughter is slow and still had a couple left. My 7 year-old
son was eating his in another room.
"Can I have some more?" asked the 10-year-old.
"Nope," I said. "You should slow down and enjoy them."
"I do enjoy them," she said. "That's why I eat them so fast."
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I smiled and patted her on the head. She always surprises me
with her ability to express herself.
"I wish I was her," she said pointing to my other daughter...
"well, I don't really want to be her. I just want her cookies."
I gave a hearty laugh and turned to their mother. "I just know
she's going to be a Democrat."
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com
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