Thursday, April 12, 2012

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Finally, a politician who makes sense! Well, a Democratic political strategist, anyway, whatever that is.

I just saw a clip online of a woman named Hilary Rosenberg on some talk show. She said, and I'm paraphrasing here for space, that Mitt Romney doesn't have a good understanding of women's opinions on issues like the economy because he listens to his wife, Ann Romney, and she hasn't worked a day in her life.

That last part IS a direct quote.

It is exactly what I have been saying for years...women's opinions don't matter! Hell, most women can barely articulate a cogent thought, much less formulate educated and rationalized opinions on big boy issues like money and stuff.

Just make sure the kids are still alive and dinner is on the table when pappa bear gets home from the real world, where people make money. While it's cute to watch you pretend to think like a man, don't worry your pretty little noggin about it.

Feminist-ly,

TZ


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"According to research, sex during pregnancy is always safe ? unless your wife comes home and catches you." -Conan O'Brien



"Get this," said one drinker to his friends at the bar, "Last night while I was here with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.

"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.

"yeah, a broken jaw, two teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."



A friend of mine has just told me he's banging his girlfriend and her twin.

I asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

He said, "Her brother has a moustache."



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Two friends were at a bar discussing life and love. One said, "Would you believe that out of them ot of all the women I've been with not a one of them was a virgin? It'd be nice if girls saved themselves for marriage. I think it would cure a big part of the huge divorce crisis we have."

"Yeah, Jim, I hear you," said the other. "Out of all the women I've been with I've only had two virgins myself; my wife and yours."