Monday, February 28, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Everybody's ranting these days. It's confusing. Why, I was
driving listening to the radio and they had two lunatics
back to back.
First it was Moammar Gadhafi urging his armed forces to
shoot and kill the unarmed protestors. Fuckin' psycho needs
to be pulled apart by the limbs.
Next came Charlie Sheen. I like Charlie, but he's slipped
into the addicts dilemma of not knowing what the fuck he
sounds like to sober people.
They both sounded pretty bad, but I shit you not when I
tell you Gadhafi sounded more stoned than Sheen did. I
guess comparing Sheen to Gadhafi officially makes him the
black sheep of the family. Now we can just call him afro-
Sheen.
Comparingly,
TZ
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strange sounds coming from his parents' bedroom. He sneaks
up and nudges open the door, and sure enough, Mom's got
her legs wide open and Dad is plowing her like there's no
tomorrow. Billy sees this, gasps and runs away.
Dad just chuckles, but Mom slaps him and says "Dear, you'd
better go and talk to Billy, I'm afraid we've upset him!"
Dad walks down the hall to Billy's room, and nobody's there.
So he walks further down the hall and hears strange noises
from the guest room. So he sneaks up and nudges the door
open to find little Billy pumping away, fucking his grand-
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Billy looks over his shoulder and replies "Yeah, it's not
so funny when it's YOUR mom, is it?"
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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he
decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he
could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said,
"When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try
startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself
a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran
home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed,
naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves
in the celebrated 69 position. The man, moments later, felt
the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor
asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Not that well. When I fired the pistol,
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