Monday, March 21, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Welcome to spring, folks. Actually it was yesterday, but
since I don't mail on Sunday you get the news late.
I celebrated by giving my wife her quarterly orgasm. I
have to be pretty punctual about that because if I don't
keep her satisfied she starts to cut me off. And even I
can't masturbate that many times in a row.
Obligatorily,
TZ
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A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling
faster than the posted speed limit. Since he was in a good
mood that day he decided to give the poor fellow a break and
write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the
man his name." Fred" he replies. "Fred what?" the officer
asks. "Just Fred" the man responds. When the officer presses
him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have
a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nutcase
on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did
you lose your last name?"
The man replies... "It's a long story so stay with me. I was
born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used
to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied
hard and got good grades.
When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I
went through college, medical school, internship, residency,
finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a
while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to
school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through
school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with
my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD
DDS with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my
DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found
out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so
they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."
The officer let him go without even a warning.
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