Thursday, September 23, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
You know what pisses me off? Fruit trays brought into the
office to celebrate coworkers' birthdays.
I mean, what the fuck, really? It used to be that these
bitches would compete with each other by making the
sweetest, most fattening, chocolate soaked shit in the
world. Now it's sliced kiwi, two kinds of plums, grapes,
cantaloupe, apples, peaches and clementines. I mean it's
just sickening.
I am hereby outlawing the celebration of any event or oc-
casion in this office unless we revert back to our less
healthy habits and bring in sweets from all over the world
again.
I'm fed up. First it was office handjobs that went the way
of the dodo, and now it's chocolate cake. Enough is enough.
Cravingly,
TZ
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The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one
lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to
immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she
asked.
"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want
some other asshole using my stuff."
She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry
another asshole?"
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