Thursday, January 3, 2013Greetings Laff Lovers,
Whew! Back in the saddle and it was a near thing. Last week was just one family visit after another. It was emotionally and physically exhausting! Typically I tolerate my family, but add the stress of the holidays (plus, not all of them are abstemious like me) and they can turn into a bunch of real pains-in-the-ass. At least I only had to deal with the in-laws one day out of the entire week, and that was a small blessing.
But a whole week of partying can be more exhausting than going to work. I almost called in 'hungover' today and I don't even drink. The problem with that strategy is that if I don't show up they won't pay me!
Distractedly,
TZ
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