Monday, June 7, 2010

Greetings Laff Lovers,

For once the torrential rain we had this weekend was welcomed,
by me at least. My kids had three games this weekend and two
of them were rained out, which means I didn't have to squat on
a wooden bleacher for three hours at a time.

Does that make me a bad parent?

Conflictedly,

TZ

Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in
your family at this link: mailto:tz@gophercentral.com



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What's the most active muscle in a woman?
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A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is
stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and
approaches, "Can I help you Sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener
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Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
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Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com

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