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Thursday, October 27, 2016
Greetings Laff Lovers,
To quote James Brown in The Blues Brothers, "Do you see the light? Do you see the light?" I saw the light after one of my kids broke the umpteenth flashlight I bought for the house.
That's when I bought our very own
Tactical Swat Rechargeable 3W Flashlight
This little 6-inch beauty is heavy duty. It is made of high-strength aerospace aluminum, making it water and shock resistant and a lot tougher for my kids to destroy. And instead of a bunch of little LEDs, this flashlight uses one hyper-efficient 3W LED bulb, with a lifetime use exceeding 110,000 hours.
Now comes the really cool part; unlike most other flashlights, this one comes with a rechargeable battery that will last up to 3 continuous hours when fully charged. And it includes a car and wall adapter.
Plus, it has some other cool features like an adjustable focus shifts from flood to spot-light. If you click the link you can watch a short video that gives you all the details.
Listen, if you've ever scrambled for a flashlight only to discover it's dead or broken when you need it, then pick up a Rechargeable Tactical Swat Flashlight for $9.99, and the next time the lights go out you'll be glad you did.
Click here for more details or to order yours
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A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife.
A moment of silence passes, then the guy says, "I can't believe they fucked my wife after only five beers!"
"A new study shows that drivers high on marijuana are less dangerous than drunk drivers. The study shows the biggest issue is marijuana users waiting for the stop sign to turn green." -Seth Meyers
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern furiously pounding shots of whiskey. His friend happens to come into the bar and sees him.
"Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing? I've known you for over fifteen years, and I've never seen you drink like this before. What's going on?"
Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the man replies, "My wife just ran off with my best friend."
He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp.
"But," says the other man, "I'm your best friend!"
The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles and then slurs, "Not anymore!"
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