Sunday, July 10, 2016

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I have never been much of a people person, but I think I would really like to work in our customer service department, but only long enough to field one very specific type of call about one of our better-selling products.

Eventually a customer would call in and ask, "Do you have Dryer Balls?"

And I would get to say, "Dryer than what?"

I might take weeks or even months, but I think it would be worth it. Sometimes a great punchline takes patience and sacrifice.

Patiently,

TZ

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