Thursday, August 8, 2013Greetings Laff Lovers,
Last night my children succeeded in driving their mother crazy. So complete was their success that I found myself uttering these once unthinkable words: "Honey, you need to get out. Go ahead, call a friend and escape for a while. I'll take care of these---things."
With that, she's out the door in 2.5 minutes. She called me from her cell shortly thereafter, "Hi, Honey. What time would you like me home?"
"Anytime," I said. "Just have fun."
"OK," she said excitedly. "See you Sunday."
Abandonedly,
TZ
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