Thursday, January 28, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
If you are a follower of Lewis' Bizarre News Twitter blog
(and if you are you'd better be following mine, too!) then
you read the story about the naked vacations which are being
promoted by the American Association for Nude Recreation.
It was a hot topic around the office this morning. At some
point in the discussion somebody suggested we have a naked
day at the office.
"That's a bad idea," I cautioned. "The last thing you want
is to walk into the kitchen and see Magilla bent over looking
for something on the bottom shelf of the fridge. Plus, if I
came to work naked I would ruin most of you women for your
husbands."
"don't worry," one of the girl's chimed in, "it's never going
to happen."
"Oh, well, it was just a thought."
Opportunistically,
TZ
P.S. If you want to read about the naked vacations you can
"follow" Lewis, or me, by going to http://www.gophertweets.com
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
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A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who
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Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com
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