Thursday, June 10, 2010

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Congratulations to the Black Hawks. Unfortunately, I missed
the end of the game. I fell asleep. Blame it on middle age,
blame it on three, tireless, screaming little kids, blame
it on the large pepperoni pizza I ate for dinner, but I
just couldn't keep my eyes open.

The wife finally poked me in the ribs around eleven o'clock
while I was sleeping on the sofa . "Get up...it's time to go
to bed."

"What? What happened? Is the game over?"

"Yes. The Black Guys won."

"You mean the Black Hawks???"

"Yes."

"Damn it! I missed it."

"You can celebrate tomorrow. Let's go to bed."

"How about we celebrate tonight with a blow job."

"Tomorrow. I'll make you waffles."

Can't win for losing-ly,

TZ

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"Nate's been called up by the National Guard. He's going to
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A coworker stormed into my friend's office, yelling, "Did you
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Stunned, my friend sputtered, "No! I don't know how she found
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A Mexican restaurant I pulled up to looked great. Only one
problem: It wasn't open. So I jotted down the name for
another day. Just then, a man came out of the restaurant
and took a peek at what I'd written.

"That's not the name of the restaurant," he said, pointing
to the sign over the door. "That's Spanish for 'Closed on
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