Monday, April 18, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
One of the girls in the office was complaining about a stiff
neck.
"I can barely turn my head," she was saying, "and the worst
part is I don't even know how I got it."
"I bet I know how you got it." I said, winking at her.
She shook her head in disgust, "Not everything is about sex,
TZ."
"If it isn't, you should lie. It'll make your husband look
good."
"I don't have to lie for my husband," she answered.
"I wish my wife would lie for me."
Honestly,
TZ
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announced that he's forming an exploratory committee.
Doesn't that sound like something every man should have
after 50?" -Jay Leno
I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted.
I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.
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But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes
fucking mental.
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Why do men die first?
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries,
but, now we know...
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her
from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework .. you're a pansy.
If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is
exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you
should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you... it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks... it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.
If you cry ... you're a wimp.
If you don't... you're insensitive.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...
you're a pervert.
If you don't... you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...
you're sexist.
If you don't ... you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain.
If you don't... you're a slob.
If she has a headache... she's tired.
If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often... you're oversexed.
If you don't... there must be someone else.
Bottom Line... Men die first because they want to.
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com