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Thursday, September 24, 2015
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Long (and I mean loooong) time GopherCentral.com readers might remember a newsletter we used to publish called Ethnic Jokes.
It was written by our accountant and Human Resources guy at the time, believe it or not. He was a funny son-of-a-bitch (for a Dago).
But, readers slowly lost interest. The subscriber list shrank and shrank until it wasn't worth mailing it anymore. It doesn't even show up on the Archive page, that's how long ago we stopped publishing it.
I still have fond memories of it, so I combed through a few dozen ancient issues to pull out a few gems. I thought it would be fun to resurrect Ethnic Jokes for one mailing.
Let me know what you think.
Ethnically,
TZ
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Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an old bottle. As he's taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. "Turn the lake into beer," he says. The genie goes "Poof!" and the lake turns into beer.
He says to the other guy, "So what do you think?"
The other guy says, "Ya stupid fook, ya. Now we've got to piss in the boat."
A Jewish man married a Chinese woman. Their marriage was doing so well that they decided to have a baby. The husband wanted the baby to have a name that epitomized "Jewish people of today." His wife wanted the baby to have a meaningful, Chinese name.
After much thought they chose to combine two very meaningful names into one for their special boy. They named him Cha-Ching.
I asked a Chinese girl in the mall for her number. She replied, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"
I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Farmer Jones was working the field about a mile south of his barn when his tractor broke down. It was a simple repair job, but he had no tools with him. It was a long way back to the barn, and there was a house only a quarter mile in the other direction.
So, he walked down to the house to see if he could borrow some tools. As he neared the house, he noticed a bunch of black children playing basketball in the front yard.
He knocked on the door and an old black woman came to the door and asked, "Can I hep you, suh?"
He said in a southern drawl, "Yes'm I'm farmer Jones from up the road, and I wuz wonderin' if you had a monkey wrench here?"
Looking puzzled, she replied, "Naw Suh! Dis' ain't no monkey ranch, dis' a daycare centa!"