Thursday, April 22, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Back in the old days of hard copy porn, you know...the kind
we used to buy from the shelf behind the counter at the
liquor store, one magazine had to last you for weeks at a
time. And as everyone who has ever looked at porn knows, it
is not effective for that long.
It is for this exact reason that guys would slowly build a
porn box full of old material. This way, a tape or a magazine
that you hadn't looked at for a few months or a year could be
recycled.
But because of this our tastes in porn remained relatively
simple. Most models looked like Barbies. You had the solo
layouts, solo layouts with a dildo, guy/girl layouts, guy/
guy/girl layouts, guy/girl/girl layouts, and girl/girl
layouts. Mostly, the only thing that changed was the scenery.
Now, thanks to the Internet, porn comes in a dazzling variety.
Almost anything you can imagine you can find in a five minute
search on the Internet.
You might think this is a blessing, but really it's sort of
a curse. Too much variety leads to desensitization and
eventually to dissatisfaction. You have to get weirder and
wilder and your attention starts to become fragmented.
For example, just last night I was looking at teenage Asian
chicks, but I'm bored with that already. Tonight I'm thinking
about researching middle-aged women who don't shave their
armpits.
Where is it going to end?
Bizarrely,
TZ
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A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling
faster than the posted speed limit. Since he was in a good
mood that day he decided to give the poor fellow a break and
write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the
man his name." Fred" he replies. "Fred what?" the officer
asks. "Just Fred" the man responds. When the officer presses
him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have
a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nutcase
on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did
you lose your last name?"
The man replies... "It's a long story so stay with me. I was
born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used
to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied
hard and got good grades.
When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I
went through college, medical school, internship, residency,
finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a
while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to
school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through
school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with
my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD
DDS with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my
DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found
out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so
they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."
The officer let him go without even a warning.
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com
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