Monday, February 24, 2014

Greetings Laff Lovers,


Tz, welcome to the wonderful world of what every other law abiding gun owner has been dealing with all these years. Keep digging further into the idiocy of government control and you will understand why so many legal people are tired of it and continuously crying foul about it as there are even more legalities that come with conceal carry and the responsibility and consequences of it. Only the law abiding people pay attention and obey the laws so it makes for a serious dilemma of how to walk the line. Good luck with this endeavor and welcome to the community! -Kris


I will be perfectly honest; I am far from a gun nut. In fact, up until very recently I never imagined that I would even keep a weapon in my house. But it is the very fact that the government seems to be working tirelessly to deprive me of my right to keep and bear firearms that makes me want to own them.

It is unfortunate that firearms are a part of everyday life, but since they are I feel better knowing I am at least on equal footing with all of the maniacs out there. And if you think only the police should be armed and they will keep you safe, you need to search 'New York', 'Police' and 'Gun Running'. Or maybe a little research into Eric Holder's little gun-running project will change your mind.

Educationally,

TZ

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