Monday, January 11, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
If anybody has seen the new Avatar movie you have seen the
next generation of cinema. The movie may not have exactly
been brilliant, but the techniques and 3-D photography are
the foreseeable future of filmmaking.
This technology has been about a decade in development,
costing millions of dollars to produce, and as soon as it
became commercially practical the first industry on the
bandwagon, as you could probably guess, was porn.
At an Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas over the week-
end an unprecedented online porn feature was introduced in
a first-of-a-kind 3-D viewing system.
Adult expo attendees wearing "active shutter glasses"
grinned as they immersed themselves in a video displayed
in 3-D on a giant high-definition television.
The package consists of a 60-inch -D television; a compact
computer server, and shutter glasses that synch with the
screen to trick eyes into viewing in 3-D.
The whole system is priced at 4,000 dollars, and a sub-
scription to the online video library costs 20 dollars a
month.
I already know what you're thinking...for 4,000 bucks I
could get all sorts of real women...and that's true, but
with the 3-D porn system at least you won't end up with
Chlamydia.
Better-safe-than-sorry,
TZ
Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in
your family at this link: mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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Unfortunately, after getting all that plastic surgery, the
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Billy-Bob and Bubba were sitting in back of their trailers
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A lady from California purchased a piece of timberland in
Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points
in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so
she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top,
she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the
ground and got many splinters in her vagina. In considerable
pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.
He listened to her story then told her to go into the ex-
amining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat
and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"
The unperturbed doctor replied, "Well, I had to get permits
from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service,
and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-
growth timber from a recreational area."
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com
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