Thursday, May 22, 2014

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I had kind of a bizarre conversation the other day. Well, bizarre for the person I was talking to, anyway.

A friend and I were having lunch and I was explaining to him about this high-fiber diet which I've been struggling to stick to for the last couple months.

"So, you eat lots of wheat germ, apples and carrots every day, just so you can take a dump? Huh, I just wake up to a cigarette and a cup of coffee. Works for me every time."

"So, you're saying there's a health benefit to your vices?" I asked rhetorically.

"I guess so."

"I wonder if gay guys have good shits," I speculated. "Maybe that's a benefit of anal sex."

"I'll stick to cigarettes and coffee, thanks."

Silver-liningly,

TZ

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