Thursday, November 19, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Well, the wife is finally feeling better...just in time for
me to go into the hospital. Nothing serious folks. Just a
deviated septum. It's an outpatient thing. I get knocked out
for a half hour and then I spend the next ten days looking
like I got worked over by a professional cage fighter.
Not a bad trade for finally being able to breathe like a
normal person for once in my life.
If anybody is feeling sorry for me you can send me naked
pictures of any hot women in your family.
Sympathetically,
TZ
Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in
your family at this link: mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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As a court clerk, I am well-versed in the jury selection
process. First a computer randomly selects a few hundred
citizens from the entire county to report for jury duty
on a particular day. Then another computer assigns 40 of
those present to a courtroom. Then the 40 names are placed
into a drum, and a dozen names are pulled.
During jury selection for one trial, the judge asked
potential Juror No. 1 if there was any reason he could not
be a fair and impartial juror.
"There may be," he replied. "Juror No. 12 is my ex-wife,
and if we were on the same jury, I guarantee we would not
be able to agree on anything."
Both were excused.
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com
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