Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Oops, my wife just called to remind me to come home early so
that she could go out with an old friend who is in from out of
town. I offered for her friend to spend the night at our place,
but my wife said they'd both be more comfortable at a hotel.
I asked, "What friend is coming?"
She said, "Bob."
Accomodatingly,
TZ
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Everyone in the hotel was talking about the wedding where the
groom was 85 years old and the bride was only 23. The groom
looked pretty feeble, and some of the guests thought that the
wedding night could kill the old man, because his bride was a
healthy and vivacious young woman.
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