Thursday, August 26, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I have a small office in the basement of our house. I keep it
locked so that the kids don't go in there and mess it up, but
they always find the key and raid the stash of candy I have
hidden in the filing cabinet. At least they don't really mess
with anything else in there though.
I went down there yesterday to get a sleeve of golf balls, and
lo and behold, the desk was cleared and the room was organized.
"Fuck," escaped my lips before any other thought materialized.
A year's worth of paperwork and stuff just vanished. I went
upstairs to ask the wife about it and she said the room was
beginning to bother her.
"Why?" I asked. "You're only ever in there for 30 seconds here
or there. It's not like it's in plain view."
"But I know it's there--those piles of paid bills, the receipts,
the bank statements...it calls to me. So I just put them in a
big pile in the drawer." she said.
"My balls call to you too, but I don't see you rushing to give
them a good scrubbing. Just for this violation of my personal
space I think you should toss my salad tonight."
She looked at me with a puzzled expression. "Is that the butt
licking thing?"
"That's right," I said. "And just to show you I'm a good sport
I'll even shower first."
Considerately,
TZ
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My girlfriend and I were making love last night when she
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She cried.
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