Thursday, July 14, 2011

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Last night the wife treated me to my monthly blowjob early (usually it's the last Friday of the month) and something very unique happened. She got the hiccups right in the middle of it! I have had women hum during blowjobs, giggle, drool, even chew gum...but never hiccup. And I'm not ashamed to admit it, it was a complete turn on. It must have something to do with her throat.

Am I getting weird in my middle age?

The real question, of course, is how can I get her to do it again? I need to do some research into the causes of hiccups.

Diagnosingly,

TZ

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An Aussie goes into a gentleman's club and steps up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What will it be, sir?" The Aussie say, "I'll have a scotch and soda," and indicating a lady at the other end of the bar, he continues, "And buy that old douchbag a drink."

The bartender says, "Sir, this is a gentleman's club and our lady patrons are only referred to in gentlemanly terms. Now what will you have?"

The Aussie repeats, "I'll have a scotch and soda and I'll buy that old douchebag a drink."

The bartender, quite pissed off, says, "Sir, this is a gentleman's club and our lady patrons are only referred in complimentary terms. Now, what will you have?"

The Aussie says, "I'll have a scotch and water and buy that old douchebag a drink."

The exasperated bartender turns to the lady and says, "This gentleman would like to buy you a drink. What'll you have."

The blonde lady say, perkily, "Oh, how about a vinegar and water."