Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
My wife and I had a great plan which was going to enable us
to have a night of unbridled passion. She was going out to
some function, and I was going to stay home, get the kids
to sleep and prepare my body for marathon session of humping
worthy of the Olympics. I had stopped at the all-natural
Chinese store and bought some ground Bengal tiger penis and
powdered white rhino horn because the little guy behind the
counter told me it would make me last longer than three
minutes... (Boy, that makes it sound like I'm the bitch.
Note to self: rewrite this so it reads like I went out with
the guys and my wife stayed home shaving every inch of her
nether regions waiting for me to come home and make love to
her so fiercly that her labia catches fire.)
So it's late and I'm on the couch when I hear the garage open.
I had had an erection for the past three hours because of all
the Bengal penis, spinach and white rhino horn I had eaten,
so I decided to open my robe and let my wife see me in all my
glory. I grabbed a flower out of a vase, put it in my mouth
and positioned Mr. Winkie in the most flattering position.
I heard footsteps and couldn't help but to smile. Then in
walked my mother-in-law. Surprisingly she didn't scream--I
did. I screamed long and loud like the bitch that I am.
Revealingly,
TZ
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REJECTED TITLES FOR "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
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JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON
TRUE, HE GRITS
THE PLEASURE OF THE SIERRA, PADRE
THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE
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