Thursday, October 7, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
My younger daughter came home from school yesterday and
announced they were going to start sex education. Not having
an overwhelming trust of the school system I told her the
same thing I told her older sister two years ago, "If you
put a boy's penis in your mouth you'll get lockjaw and die."
Educationally,
TZ
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there.
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