Monday, January 3, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Happy New Year, folks, and thank God the holidays are over!
I have had just about as much of my family as I can take.
This is why God invented work...and golf (and bowling for
some)...so that we, as men, don't buy hunting rifles and
turn our lives into that Jean-Claude Van Damme movie,
'Hard Target.'
Although Yancy Butler is a little hotter than my wife.
Cinematically,
TZ
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"My mother was as religious as she was repressed. Her facts
of life speech began with the phrase, 'Satan takes many
forms...'" -Dana Gould
I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us,
and she immediately dropped to her knees
and laid on the grass at my feet.
And as we lay making love, I thought...
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On the first day of the school term the shop teacher was
surprised to see a rather proper-looking young lady sitting
in the front row of his classroom. Her name was Emily and
she was the only girl to sign up for the woodwork class.
The bemused teacher asked her if she was sure she was in the
right class. Emily assured him that she was.
The teacher, still somewhat puzzled, added, "This course may
be a bit out of your league. Do you have any experience at
all working with tools?"
"What exactly do you mean?" Emily asked.
"Well, for example, do you know the difference between a
nail, a screw and a bolt?" the teacher expounded.
After pondering for a moment, Emily admitted, "I can't
really say, since I've never been 'bolted'."
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