Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I caught my wife flipping through a real estate book the
other day.
"Forget it," I said to her preemptively.
"What?"
"You know very well, what," I continued. "A woman can never
be satisfied. The kids are normal, healthy and doing well
in school. You have a handsome, charming, articulate husband
who keeps you at the point of sexual exhaustion, so naturally
you've landed upon the house as the one area you can be dis-
satisfied with. And like I said, forget it."
"I'm not dissatisfied," she began arguing, "it's just that
there are so many incredible deals out there right now I was
thinking how affordable it would be to upgrade."
"I'll tell you what...if you can figure out a way to bring
another thousand dollars a month into the house we can con-
sider an upgrade. Until then you're just going to have to
be satisfied with the new toaster oven I bought you."
Compromisingly,
TZ
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On his wedding night Johnson kissed his bride on the fore-
head then rolled over and went to sleep. For the next five
nights he never got any closer than an occasional peck on
the forehead.
Then came Saturday and Johnson left right after dinner to
join the boys down at the poolroom.
For his wife, this was the last straw and she began to pack
her things.
A few minutes later, Johnson burst into the room, grabbed
his wife, tore off all her clothes, threw her down on the
bed and began making passionate love to her.
"Why, all of a sudden?" she gasped.
"Well," said Johnson, "the boys down at the poolroom told
me you put out."
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