Thursday, June 27, 2013Greetings Laff Lovers,
I walked into the men's room to drain the lizard, and there was a guy in one of the stalls taking a dump while speaking on the phone.
Naturally I began to eavesdrop. But I'll be damned if I could understand what the hell he was talking about.
I heard numbers and regular English words, but I was completely unable to string together even a sentence, let alone the meaning of the call.
And so I moved closer to the closed stall, opened my mouth and listened real hard?
"Oh, no wonder I can't understand what you are saying," I let slip outloud, "you're speaking jive! Thank God. I thought I was going deaf."
Then the voice came from the other side, "Hold on, Baby, I got some honky mother fucker otha side da' doe talkin' sheit. I'm gonna wipe my ass and den kick his."
So I got my clean white ass the hell out of there before he knew who I was.
Incomprehensibly,
TZ
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