Monday, February 1, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
The other day my eight year boy son pointed out the car
window and excitedly said, "Look! A homo!"
"What!" I shrieked.
He slowed down a bit and pointed to a stretch Hummer
limousine. "A Hummer that's a limousine, Daddy. We call
that a 'Hummo'."
I burst into the laughter of relief and he was pleased with
himself. "I wish you wouldn't call it that..."
Then just last night we're all waiting outside for a table
at the Olive Garden, when my son points through a crowd of
people and shouts, "Look, another Hummo!"
About 25 people began to give me and my wife the evil eye.
We'll-take-that-to-go-ly,
TZ
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