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Laffaday - A healthy lifestyle ain't what it used to be.
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Sunday, August 7, 2016
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Working in an office is not conducive to health. 200 years ago we lived an agrarian lifestyle that was filled with hard work that kept a man lean, strong and healthy. Today we sit on our asses and watch them expand.
So people go out running, or lift weights or jump around to get in shape. Can you imagine if your great, great, grandfather saw you outside running at 6 in the morning?
I'm sure he'd say something like this: "Hey, Marge, have you seen this guy outside running?"
"Yes, dear, he does that every morning."
"Where does he go?"
"Just round and round the farm."
"Is he mental?"
"Maybe he was hit in the head and lost his mind?"
"Does he ever come back carrying anything?"
"No, he just comes back all sweaty and collapses on the porch."
"Poor dumb bastard."
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
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An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered, 'Is that one word or two?'
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