Thursday, October 22, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
This morning I walked in on the middle of a story being
related by one of our customer service girls. She was
telling Satan, the office manager, about how an irate
customer had called complaining that a number he found on
our e-Commerce site at http://www2.pulsetv.com/ had lead
him to a phone sex line.
"What!" I cried. "When did we start doing phone sex? I
better get credit for it. I suggested we do phone sex
eight years ago. With all the bitches we have in this
office it's a no-brainer! Plus, Clean Laffs Joe can handle
any homos who call in. What's the number? I want to call
and do some quality control."
"Relax." Hissed Satan. "It was a mistake. The old guy
obviously misdialed the customer service number. Apparently
it's only one number off from some nasty sex line."
"Hmmm...do we know which number?"
Investigatingly,
TZ
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One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had
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Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try
bear hunting.
He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and
shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned
around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was
my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul
you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter
alternative. So the black bear had his way with Frank.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered
and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the
black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another
tap on his shoulder.
This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was
my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to
death or we have "rough sex."
Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the
grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had
his way with Frank.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank
fully recovered.
Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska
and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it.
He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a
tap on is shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar
bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank, you
don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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