Thursday, December 4, 2014

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Let it never be said that TZ does not give credit where credit is due. I guess generations of having to make edible food out of mudfish, road kill and crabgrass have turned my in-laws into passable cooks. When they were finally cornered into making a traditional Thanksgiving meal they came through with delicious results.

There was a magnificent, 20-pound bird, if it was an ounce, a mountain of fluffy, mashed potatoes, some kind of sweet potato casserole with a crunchy walnut and graham topping, plus several other side dishes that all exceeded my best expectations.

I was so pleased with the meal that I completely over-looked that fact that we were eating on lawn furniture and the table centerpiece was a stuffed squirrel.

I was pouring some gravy over a second helping of white meat and some deliciously flavored stuffing when my mother-in-law expressed her satisfaction at seeing my enjoy the meal she had worked so hard to prepare.

"A'hm so glad yew like the food, Tay Zay. We see so little of yew that it's nice yew can enjoy y'self when we do!"

"I am enjoying myself," I responded, "and this stuffing is delicious. I don't think I've ever tasted anything like it. Is this some kind of sausage?"

"Oh, no. It's just cornbread soaked in a li'll turkey drippin's, onion, celery, mushrooms, poultry seasoning and possum liver."

Alka-Seltzer-ly,

TZ

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