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Thursday, December 2, 2010

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Ah, peace and quiet. Thanksgiving is over, the kids have
gone back to school, nobody's sick, nobody has any personal
crises and it'll be at least another week or so before the
wife starts to go into frenzy mode over holiday decorations.
Everything is in a delicate but harmonious balance. It won't
last long...but the very temporary nature of life's little
"breathers" is what makes them so special.

Contentedly,

TZ

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Years of smoking finally caught up with my friend John one
morning when he keeled over at work, clutching his heart.
He was rushed to a hospital and peppered with questions.

"Do you smoke?" asked a paramedic.

"No," John whispered. "I quit."

"That"s good. When did you quit?"

"Around 9:30 this morning."


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