Thursday, March 1, 2012

Greetings Laff Lovers,

For some reason everyone in the office was in a complaining mood this morning.

Steve kicked the whole thing off, "Look at that asshole in the parking lot who parked across two spaces. Guys like that really piss me off."

"You know what pisses me off," said Erin, one of the administrators, "are people who park their cars at the pumps at the gas station and then go inside and shop. Just pump and go!"

"Perfectly able-bodied fat-asses who get on the elevator and ride the ten feet up to the second floor while the stairs are right there piss me off," contributed Lewis.

"You know what pisses me off?" I said. "When you take a chick out, buy her drinks and a nice meal and then she won't put out."

Expectingly,

TZ

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A man went to a specialist because he was suffering from premature ejaculation.

When asked how the treatment was going the doctor said it was touch and go.



Conswelo, a Mexican maid announced to her boss, Mrs. Blanco that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, "I'm in the family way."

The wife was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who the father could be.

The maid replied, "Your husband and your son."

Mrs. Blanco was mortified and demanded an explanation.

"Well," Conswelo explained, "I go to the library to clean it and your husband say, 'You are in the way'. I go to the living room to clean and your son say 'You are in my way'. So I'm in the family way and I quit."



"Take it from me, wrinkle cream doesn't work. I've been using it for two years and my balls still look like raisins." --Harland Williams



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A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs. A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

Shortly before landing, she couldn't remember who gave her the package, so she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up.

So she took them home and ate them herself.