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There are two things you can trust in this world.
I finally figured out what my problem is.
Fighting inflation with smarts.
Let's consider women who don't shave their armpits.
The best reason I've ever heard not to work late.
The best of both worlds.
Speaking of switching roles.
There's canceled and then there's canceled.
Kids never know what's good for them.
The new gender inclusive and non-sexist language guide.
There is one thing I have learned for certain.
It's about time I start collecting.
I've got a battery for you.
I really have to reevaluate my life.
It doesn't get much scarier than that.
Here's one from the 'Yeah, duh' department.
Do you ever feel like your life is trickling away?
The death of mascots and 'THE MAN TEST'
Screw Americans.
A worse verse.
The 12 signs of depression in men.
I've got a mandate for ya'.
What two groups of people really dig lesb!anz.
I like my steaks like I like my women.
Mrs. Clean.
Looks like we're back at it.
Men make better women than women.
'Screw your freedom.'
It pays to multi-task.
I need to watch my @__ around here.
I've got better things to do with my thumbs.
She treats me like a god.
Thus Spake Zarathustra
Ashes to ashes.
You're an accessory.
I'm afraid you're going read about me in the news.
There are always 2 sides to every coin.
Not the Hero I deserve, but the Hero I need.
It may not be a dumbbell, but it's still a lot to lift.
The proper way to spend Independence Day.
I could never be unfaithful to my wife.
TZ's killer beer bratwurst recipe.
Hot fun in the summertime.
One night stands maybe over in the morning but...
Introducing the Junior Spies.
Anything can happen.
I love it when the weather warms up.
Variety is the spice of life.
You're paying - one way or another.
Cheeseburgers and sausages.
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