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| Anything can happen. |
| I love it when the weather warms up. |
| Variety is the spice of life. |
| You're paying - one way or another. |
| Cheeseburgers and sausages. |
| Folx or phoughqz? |
| Letting your imagination run away. |
| Nut allergies. |
| Social media. |
| Mother f_____. |
| Are men are unhappy with their relationships? |
| Is once a week enough? |
| Just the tip. |
| I have a prediction. |
| Born-Again V!rgins. |
| I'm a survivor. |
| I need help with my tax deductions. |
| I should have known. It was the Macedonians. |
| Saying hello to an 'old friend'. |
| I am anticipating a deeply religious experience. |
| Laugh and the world laughs at you. |
| The kind of love only physical violence can convey. |
| Are you ready for your annual fleecing? |
| Fun fact: nipp1es are mentioned 12 times in this issue. |
| Sometimes the truth hurts. |
| Hate like that really sells. |
| Spicy nuts are not for everybody. |
| What a bunch of pu__ies. |
| Money, money, money. |
| It's no wonder you never get beejays. |
| Like father, like son. |
| Try not to short-circuit your date. |
| I always knew I was a f___ing genius. |
| Four is company, five's a crowd. |
| What have you got to grin about? |
| Call me a pessimist, but I don't believe it. |
| The hipster stuff is wasted on me. |
| Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk. |
| Uh oh. I've lost my sense of taste. |
| I'm in the mood for a little role reversal this holiday. |
| There's two kinds of people in the world. I'm the other guy. |
| This season is all about bringing the world together. |
| There's off-color, and then there's just bad taste. |
| It's not harassment if she's into it. |
| Somebody's lying. |
| That's what you get for cheating. |
| The Thanksgiving chicken. |
| What I love about MILFs. |
| What would be the point of being married? |
| What are you going to do about it? |
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