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| When things are bad you have to look at the bright side. |
| Why you should never let your girlfriend know you're married. |
| I think brave women are hot. |
| The one way you CAN'T get the Coronavirus. |
| If only I could get a sanitizer to work on my sense of humor. |
| Ignorance is no defense. |
| Is DST really worth it? Probably not. |
| Apparently I'm on the razor's edge of blowing a fuse. |
| You can't appropriate my culture if I don't have any. |
| I'm all for believing women, but... |
| An exhibition of skill, strength and sportsmanship. |
| She who hesitates could be dead. |
| The biggest hypocrisy in Hollywood. |
| This is tyranny in its most diabolical form. |
| The perfect way to cool down your bedroom. |
| Don't encourage a thief. |
| I'll tell you what you're entitled to. |
| Another Chinese import. |
| If someone makes you happy, be with that person. |
| It's a Bull Market. |
| What would you do if you won the lottery? |
| Finally, the A cups have something to cheer about. |
| It's so hard to break old habits. |
| All the good ones are taken. |
| There are no problems, only decisions. |
| Once you start to think about it, it makes perfect sense. |
| The spark has definitely gone out of my marriage. |
| The smartest lesson I ever learned. |
| When you always know the right thing to say. |
| Where's the holiday spirit? |
| The things I do for my wife. |
| White man's burden. |
| Thanksgiving is getting more and more political. |
| Those aren't tears of joy. |
| Fighting discrimination in the entertainment industry. |
| Cold feet mean a warm heart. |
| Is she faking? Wouldn't you like to know. |
| The worst example of racism we still face today. |
| It really is possible to have too much of a good thing. |
| The ONE thing a teenager wants more than booze. |
| I should have been a chiropractor. |
| Sometimes a 'woof' is just a 'woof'. |
| Let me tell you why I love my wife. |
| Say hello to Tina. |
| Eventually it all comes back around. |
| I think I have Lyme disease. |
| You're going to get angry when you read this. |
| Is this the man I want to spend the rest of my life as? |
| Not even I can screw this up. |
| Alcohol and 22-year-old dancers aren't everything. |
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