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| It's all part of my *ock and **lls fantasy? |
| Creative finance. |
| One of the advantages of being married. |
| I don't want to cuddle with anything I'm prepared to eat. |
| The lesser of two evils? |
| Oh, the things I'd do to a papaya. |
| If the goal isn't an 0rga$m, what's the point? |
| A bit of fun, Chicago trivia. |
| I like my coffee like I like my women. |
| Racism, corruption, greed and Polish sausages. |
| Living in the past it makes it impossible to look toward the future. |
| This is what frustrated men have been waiting for. |
| The Leprechaun has got to go. |
| Psychosis may be a prerequisite for parenthood. |
| Men cannot get pregnant? Oh, really? |
| The readers respond in the usual fashion. |
| The first time Seattle has ever been a fun place to visit. |
| A gentleman always offers a helping hand. |
| A so-called 'fact' about women's br_@sts I'm not so sure about. |
| Sometimes it sucks being on the wagon. |
| Why do Millennials hate making babies? |
| Joie de vivre. |
| Eat me like the last supper. |
| I got in trouble with my wife again. |
| The Wuhan hypocrisy. |
| It's not easy seducing my wife. |
| Too much information. |
| The 'sweet spot' for happiness. |
| Give the audience what they want. |
| It's getting better all the time. |
| This is either brilliant... or complete bu11sh!t. |
| The best way to distract a woman. |
| Trust me. I'm a beef guy. |
| When things are bad you have to look at the bright side. |
| Why you should never let your girlfriend know you're married. |
| I think brave women are hot. |
| The one way you CAN'T get the Coronavirus. |
| If only I could get a sanitizer to work on my sense of humor. |
| Ignorance is no defense. |
| Is DST really worth it? Probably not. |
| Apparently I'm on the razor's edge of blowing a fuse. |
| You can't appropriate my culture if I don't have any. |
| I'm all for believing women, but... |
| An exhibition of skill, strength and sportsmanship. |
| She who hesitates could be dead. |
| The biggest hypocrisy in Hollywood. |
| This is tyranny in its most diabolical form. |
| The perfect way to cool down your bedroom. |
| Don't encourage a thief. |
| I'll tell you what you're entitled to. |
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