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Anything can happen.
I love it when the weather warms up.
Variety is the spice of life.
You're paying - one way or another.
Cheeseburgers and sausages.
Folx or phoughqz?
Letting your imagination run away.
Nut allergies.
Social media.
Mother f_____.
Are men are unhappy with their relationships?
Is once a week enough?
Just the tip.
I have a prediction.
Born-Again V!rgins.
I'm a survivor.
I need help with my tax deductions.
I should have known. It was the Macedonians.
Saying hello to an 'old friend'.
I am anticipating a deeply religious experience.
Laugh and the world laughs at you.
The kind of love only physical violence can convey.
Are you ready for your annual fleecing?
Fun fact: nipp1es are mentioned 12 times in this issue.
Sometimes the truth hurts.
Hate like that really sells.
Spicy nuts are not for everybody.
What a bunch of pu__ies.
Money, money, money.
It's no wonder you never get beejays.
Like father, like son.
Try not to short-circuit your date.
I always knew I was a f___ing genius.
Four is company, five's a crowd.
What have you got to grin about?
Call me a pessimist, but I don't believe it.
The hipster stuff is wasted on me.
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk.
Uh oh. I've lost my sense of taste.
I'm in the mood for a little role reversal this holiday.
There's two kinds of people in the world. I'm the other guy.
This season is all about bringing the world together.
There's off-color, and then there's just bad taste.
It's not harassment if she's into it.
Somebody's lying.
That's what you get for cheating.
The Thanksgiving chicken.
What I love about MILFs.
What would be the point of being married?
What are you going to do about it?