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When things are bad you have to look at the bright side.
Why you should never let your girlfriend know you're married.
I think brave women are hot.
The one way you CAN'T get the Coronavirus.
If only I could get a sanitizer to work on my sense of humor.
Ignorance is no defense.
Is DST really worth it? Probably not.
Apparently I'm on the razor's edge of blowing a fuse.
You can't appropriate my culture if I don't have any.
I'm all for believing women, but...
An exhibition of skill, strength and sportsmanship.
She who hesitates could be dead.
The biggest hypocrisy in Hollywood.
This is tyranny in its most diabolical form.
The perfect way to cool down your bedroom.
Don't encourage a thief.
I'll tell you what you're entitled to.
Another Chinese import.
If someone makes you happy, be with that person.
It's a Bull Market.
What would you do if you won the lottery?
Finally, the A cups have something to cheer about.
It's so hard to break old habits.
All the good ones are taken.
There are no problems, only decisions.
Once you start to think about it, it makes perfect sense.
The spark has definitely gone out of my marriage.
The smartest lesson I ever learned.
When you always know the right thing to say.
Where's the holiday spirit?
The things I do for my wife.
White man's burden.
Thanksgiving is getting more and more political.
Those aren't tears of joy.
Fighting discrimination in the entertainment industry.
Cold feet mean a warm heart.
Is she faking? Wouldn't you like to know.
The worst example of racism we still face today.
It really is possible to have too much of a good thing.
The ONE thing a teenager wants more than booze.
I should have been a chiropractor.
Sometimes a 'woof' is just a 'woof'.
Let me tell you why I love my wife.
Say hello to Tina.
Eventually it all comes back around.
I think I have Lyme disease.
You're going to get angry when you read this.
Is this the man I want to spend the rest of my life as?
Not even I can screw this up.
Alcohol and 22-year-old dancers aren't everything.