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Sometimes it sucks being on the wagon.
Why do Millennials hate making babies?
Joie de vivre.
Eat me like the last supper.
I got in trouble with my wife again.
The Wuhan hypocrisy.
It's not easy seducing my wife.
Too much information.
The 'sweet spot' for happiness.
Give the audience what they want.
It's getting better all the time.
This is either brilliant... or complete bu11sh!t.
The best way to distract a woman.
Trust me. I'm a beef guy.
When things are bad you have to look at the bright side.
Why you should never let your girlfriend know you're married.
I think brave women are hot.
The one way you CAN'T get the Coronavirus.
If only I could get a sanitizer to work on my sense of humor.
Ignorance is no defense.
Is DST really worth it? Probably not.
Apparently I'm on the razor's edge of blowing a fuse.
You can't appropriate my culture if I don't have any.
I'm all for believing women, but...
An exhibition of skill, strength and sportsmanship.
She who hesitates could be dead.
The biggest hypocrisy in Hollywood.
This is tyranny in its most diabolical form.
The perfect way to cool down your bedroom.
Don't encourage a thief.
I'll tell you what you're entitled to.
Another Chinese import.
If someone makes you happy, be with that person.
It's a Bull Market.
What would you do if you won the lottery?
Finally, the A cups have something to cheer about.
It's so hard to break old habits.
All the good ones are taken.
There are no problems, only decisions.
Once you start to think about it, it makes perfect sense.
The spark has definitely gone out of my marriage.
The smartest lesson I ever learned.
When you always know the right thing to say.
Where's the holiday spirit?
The things I do for my wife.
White man's burden.
Thanksgiving is getting more and more political.
Those aren't tears of joy.
Fighting discrimination in the entertainment industry.
Cold feet mean a warm heart.