Laff A Day

Laffaday - At least my wife cheats with men with good taste.
Laffaday - Mongolian Crotch Rot is never fun.
Laffaday - It was the second ankle that did me in.
Laffaday - Paradise lost.
Laffaday - Get used to disappointment.
Laffaday - Bringing cultural sensitivity to the NFL.
Laffaday - One thing I have never watched myself do.
Laffaday - I like my women like I like my steaks...
Laffaday - Marriage is all about compromise.
Laffaday - A live fire golf outing.
Laffaday - TZ shares some love and heals a broken heart.
Laffaday - Kick off grilling season with The Grilling Skillet
Laffaday - What I really want for Father's Day.
Laffaday - You have to look for the silver lining.
Laffaday - I don't want to do it, but I don't have any choice.
Laffaday - What to do about Captain Pound-My-Boloney.
Laffaday - The bad times never last too long.
Laffaday - With any luck I still have all of my bodily hair.
Laffaday - Benefits of vices.
Laffaday - It's all part of God's plan.
Laffaday - As sensitive as I want to be.
Laffaday - I left out 'trim the bush' on purpose.
Laffaday - Fun with cut-off shorts and bikinis.
Laffaday - The legacy of Great Granny Z.
Laffaday - A very emotional lunch.
Laffaday - I don't do expiration dates.
Laffaday - There is a reason ethnic jokes are funny.
Laffaday - How dads talk.
Laffaday - Need money for karate lessons.
Laffaday - Need money for karate lessons.
Laffaday - Sometimes it's not easy being a friend.
Laffaday - Who to trust; the Jews or the Pollocks.
Laffaday - If you can't stand the heat, try the Amazing Glove.
Laffaday - Thank God for the guy who invented the underwire.
Laffaday - Grape flavored coffee isn't for everyone.
Laffaday - I've learned to listen to my little voice.
Laffaday - They were going come for me eventually anyway.
Laffaday - Chivalry isn't dead yet.
Laffaday - A good first impression.
Laffaday - The way we celebrate St. Patty's in my house.
Laffaday - I don't know how cheaters do it.
Laffaday - It was a busy weekend.
Laffaday - Vive La France.

Laffaday - Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world.
Laffaday - More than a mouthful.
Laffaday - Better safe than sorry.
Laffaday - Strapped and racked.
Laffaday - My wife does not appreciate me.
Laffaday - It still counts as foreplay if I get some afterward.
Laffaday - The best of one of THE best. Red Skelton's Farewell Specials.
Laffaday - More than a handful is a waste.
Laffaday - The difference between 'woof' and 'woof'.
Laffaday - My goal is to illuminate and refine.
Laffaday - It's a vicious circle.
Laffaday - I think I committed a sin this weekend.
Laffaday - My wife or your wife?
Laffaday - TZ knows when he's hit a Grand Slam.
Laffaday - All I need is three minutes.
Laffaday - 10 inches of global warming fell over the weekend.
Laffaday - When genius strikes you have to go with it.
Laffaday - Why can't the holidays be like they are in the movies?
Laffaday - What is the real reason for the season?
Laffaday - Payback is a beach.
Laffaday - Does absence really make the heart grow fonder?
Laffaday - I admit it, the Internet is smarter than me.
Laffaday - I have an idea for you.
Laffaday - My wife really scored.
Laffaday - The quote-of-the-week.
Laffaday - Ladies, Let Your Man Stuff You.
Laffaday - Twice in one weekend, that's almost a record.
Laffaday - Nothing is that funny.
Laffaday - No orangutan is going to make a monkey out of me.
Laffaday - The best things in life are free...if you're smart.
Laffaday - Sometimes a new shirt is just a new shirt.
Laffaday - If I'm going to pay for it I'm going to use it.
Laffaday - My wife only thinks she can perform miracles.
Laffaday - May you wander over the face of the earth forever.
Laffaday - Torture for fun and profit.
Laffaday - I'm too smart to have been a lawyer.
Laffaday - Luck, like my wife, is a fickle mistress.
Laffaday - Numbskulls and talking heads.
Laffaday - Sometimes I'm just not in the mood for clams.
Laffaday - Liberal hippie
Laffaday - It's just like a real-life soap opera.
Laffaday - It takes a lot more than airplane noises.
Laffaday - Summer or not I like to have a club in my hand.
Laffaday - You could use a little tightening.
Laffaday - How naughty could the dream be without me in it?
Laffaday - Time Goes Slowly By.
Laffaday - My feelings are hurt.
Laffaday - Can't lose for trying.
Laffaday - 8 out of 12 ain't bad.
Laffaday - I got some undeserved hate mail.
Laffaday - I should have gone into the army.
Laffaday - Time to get out there and do some hammering.
Laffaday - You have to know what's important.
Laffaday - Crazy like a fox.
Laffaday - There's something seriously wrong with my kids.
Laffaday - More than a mouthful is a waste anyway.
Laffaday - We're sitting on a gold mine here.
Laffaday - If my wife is anything, she's fair minded.
Laffaday - Time traveler needs money.
Laffaday - It's not easy understanding women.
Laffaday - Handy in the bedroom and the kitchen.
Laffaday - There has to be more to life.
Laffaday - A truly magical 22nd wedding anniversary.
Laffaday - What could possibly go wrong?
Laffaday - There's no time like the last minute.
Laffaday - A language lesson almost gone very wrong.
Laffaday - Am I getting weird in my middle age?
Laffaday - My ambitions are much less flashy.
Laffaday - The most fun you can have at the airport.
Laffaday - To me it's like Anti-Father's Day.
Laffaday - My wife has turned into me.
Laffaday - A little exhibitionism is good for a marriage.
Laffaday - It's not easy keeping the old bush trimmed.
Laffaday - Oral hijinks.
Laffaday - This better be Tuesday.
Laffaday - Mommy Mecca.
Laffaday - Don't get hung up on semantics.
Laffaday - This is the kind of science I can appreciate.
Laffaday - We all have one of those stories.
Laffaday - I wish my wife would lie for me.
Laffaday - When cougars attack.
Laffaday - This is how dads talk.
Laffaday - I am number three.
Laffaday - We can start hating each other right away!
Laffaday - Doing it the hard way in Texas.
Laffaday - Nashville hard.
Laffaday - One memorable emergency room visit.
Laffaday - Never waste an opportunity.
Laffaday - Those are some spicy nuts.
Laffaday - A man's home should be his castle.
Laffaday - Lessons in etymology.
Laffaday - Always be generous with somebody else's money.
Laffaday - Not my kind of wet and wild.
Laffaday - I'll tell you how I'll be celebrating Pi Day.
Laffaday - I like women who take their time.
Laffaday - Just like the movie Goodfellas
Laffaday - Home on the Range
Laffaday - It's like the signs of the Apocalypse.
Laffaday - I don't need the four hours of boredom.
Laffaday - I'll take a fish taco over boloney any day.
Laffaday - What fun is celebrating if it isn't bad for you?
Laffaday - The worst thing you can do to a woman.
Laffaday - I'm not up on style and fashion.
Laffaday - Some women don't like sausage for breakfast.
Laffaday - You are going in the Guinness Book Of Records.
Laffaday - There are worse places to stick a sausage.
Laffaday - What's wrong with America.
Laffaday - The perfect thing for the porcelain wishing well.
Laffaday - We are on the precipice of an historic event.
Laffaday - If anything I am an artisan.
Laffaday - Men are Easy
Laffaday - Coming to terms with middle age.
Laffaday - Somebody's gonna be wiping something.
Laffaday - Emotionally and physically exhausting.
Laffaday - It's just not healthy.
Laffaday - Why can't life be like it is in the movies?
Laffaday - We all have our little secrets.
Laffaday - Whatever you give a woman, she will multiply.
Laffaday - Let me drop some pearls on you.
Laffaday - This is just how dads talk.
Laffaday - It's so much easier when they're young.
Laffaday - I'm no plumber.
Laffaday - There's no place like home.
Laffaday - Apparently she's tight enough.
Laffaday - Talking to the dead.
Laffaday - Where there is love, there are no questions.
Laffaday - When the wife gets obsessive compulsive.
Laffaday - Sometimes the truth hurts.
Laffaday - It's never too soon to learn the important lessons.
Laffaday - Doing my part.
Laffaday - Only a woman could be so brilliant.
Laffaday - The cost of enlightenment and bliss.
Laffaday - Don't fast-forward through the TZ Show.
Laffaday - Oh, for the sweet life.
Laffaday - Kissin' Cousins.
Laffaday - Tugboat TZ is still adrift.
Laffaday - What works for me.
Laffaday - I like my coffee hot, strong and in my mouth.
Laffaday - Banned in Orange County Prison
Laffaday - Not my idea of a romantic evening.
Laffaday - Are you smarter than a redneck?
Laffaday - Enough with the health stuff.
Laffaday - This is not good for my mid-life crisis.
Laffaday - For me there are only two seasons.
Laffaday - Work sets you free.
Laffaday - She always knows the perfect thing to say.
Laffaday - Unlucky in weather, lucky in love.
Laffaday - It's a matter of perspective.
Laffaday - It's just like having a third hand.
Laffaday - The problems with self psychoanalysis.
Laffaday - Never miss an opportunity.
Laffaday - The most important stage of grief.
Laffaday - Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Laffaday - A great example of what's wrong with America.
Laffaday - They don't make 'em like that anymore.
Laffaday - She's got it so good.
Laffaday - What's with you women?
Laffaday - Cleaning ain't all she does.
Laffaday - There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Laffaday - Am I getting weird in my middle age?
Laffaday - I've got just the thing for that.
Laffaday - My crises are less dramatic.
Laffaday - Men are Easy
Laffaday - I get very spiritual about an hour after lunch.
Laffaday - That Reminds Me.
Laffaday - Speeding me on my way to the grave.
Laffaday - Super freak.
Laffaday - It's all in God's plan.
Laffaday - Woman's Work.
Laffaday - Anti-father's day at the TZ household.
Laffaday - A wedding of unusual magnificence.
Laffaday - My life in perspective.
Laffaday - Sounds like a healthy relationship.
Laffaday - My first accident in ten years.
Laffaday - Even I'm not that weird.
Laffaday - He's finally chosen a side.
Laffaday - As responsible as a 12-year-old.
Laffaday - Whatever you want does not mean whatever you want.
Laffaday - As wild as I want to be.
Laffaday - I have learned a lot about women in 20 years.
Laffaday - Share and share alike.
Laffaday - Cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon.
Laffaday - Making time for old friends.
Laffaday - That's why they pay you the big bucks.
Laffaday - Sometimes I'm in the mood, sometimes I'm not.
Laffaday - Imagine an opinion with lots of grunting.
Laffaday - Finally, a politician who makes sense!
Laffaday - Male vs. female facts.
Laffaday - Can you imagine if I did?
Laffaday - There's no place like home.
Laffaday - Racial sensitivity.
Laffaday - Sometimes silence is golden.
Laffaday - That is justice.
Laffaday - Where there is love, there are no questions.
Laffaday - The way we celebrate St. Patty's in my house.
Laffaday - When the wife gets obsessive compulsive.
Laffaday - Clean Laffs Joe getting busy on camera?
Laffaday - Sometimes the truth hurts.
Laffaday - It's never too soon to learn the important lessons.
Laffaday - A complaining mood.
Laffaday - Nap time is over.
Laffaday - There's not much alternative when it comes to that.
Laffaday - We were giants among grasshoppers.
Laffaday - Fondling Memories.
Laffaday - I ain't handsome, either.
Laffaday - Some of the most brilliant writers today.
Laffaday - Do we really have to involve the police?
Laffaday - The Italian coast is beautiful this time of year.
Laffaday - The cost of enlightenment and eternal bliss.
Laffaday - A lesson in street economics.
Laffaday - Don't fast-forward through the TZ Show.
Laffaday - Join the club.
Laffaday - What Child Is This?
Laffaday - My big mouth could cost me a thousand bucks.
Laffaday - Why couldn't I be related to robber barons?
Laffaday - The ice cream war.
Laffaday - Get used to it.
Laffaday - Kissin' Cousins.
Laffaday - You will channel the ancient goddess of love.
Laffaday - Comrade Klaus prepares to redistribute the wealth.
Laffaday - Tugboat TZ is still adrift.
Laffaday - Crop dusting is not allowed.
Laffaday - I like my coffee hot, strong and in my mouth.
Laffaday - We need more hotties with low self esteem.
Laffaday - Banned in Orange County Prison
Laffaday - Those embarrassing life lessons.
Laffaday - The breath before the plunge.
Laffaday - Do we really need all of the drama?
Laffaday - There goes the holiday.
Laffaday - A social symptom that doesn't involve a rash.
Laffaday - Are you smarter than a redneck?
Laffaday - As scandals go, this should barely make the radar.
Laffaday - A bad start to the weekend.
Laffaday - What every 14-year-old wants.
Laffaday - My wife's not into that, but she will be.
Laffaday - A few questions I'd like answered.
Laffaday - Everything I wish I was.
Laffaday - Luck is a fickle mistress.
Laffaday - I'm on the warpath today.
Laffaday - TZ goes all the way.
Laffaday - Work sets you free.
Laffaday - I'm getting the short end of the finger.
Laffaday - My wife always knows the perfect thing to say.
Laffaday - It's a matter of perspective.
Laffaday - You gals are so lucky.
Laffaday - Need money for karate lessons.
Laffaday - Trust me, you'll Like it.
Laffaday - This must be punishment.
Laffaday - They say that catching up is hard to do.
Laffaday - I have been violated.
Laffaday - The problems with self psychoanalysis.
Laffaday - Never miss an opportunity.
Laffaday - Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Laffaday - A great example of what's wrong with America.
Laffaday - The Pooper Snooper.
Laffaday - They just don't make 'em like that anymore.
Laffaday - There is always an exception to the rule.
Laffaday - She's got it so good.
Laffaday - Handy in the bedroom and the kitchen.
Laffaday - What's with you women?
Laffaday - I got something to say.
Laffaday - That Ain't All She Does.
Laffaday - There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Laffaday - The next generation of driver's ed.
Laffaday - Am I getting weird in my middle age?
Laffaday - Why New York? I asked the same question.
Laffaday - Warm weather makes me think of one thing...
Laffaday - Blowing up a car isn't as easy as you think.
Laffaday - Who's spending money anymore?
Laffaday - My crises are less dramatic.
Laffaday - Men are Easy
Laffaday - I feel so used and cheap.
Laffaday - The Case of the Missing Lasagna
Laffaday - Sensitive.
Laffaday - It finally happened.
Laffaday - We already know how women trap a man's soul.
Laffaday - Does that make me a bad parent?
Laffaday - This better be Tuesday.
Laffaday - I am number three.
Laffaday - Yes, I'm the doctor.
Laffaday - Lice to meet you.
Laffaday - The right kind of business savvy.
Laffaday - I've got just the thing for that.
Laffaday - I get very spiritual about an hour after lunch.
Laffaday - That Reminds Me.
Laffaday - Super freak.
Laffaday - Woman's Work.
Laffaday - It's all in God's plan.
Laffaday - It all started downhill eighteen years ago.
Laffaday - But it's one of those good lies.
Laffaday - Information overload.
Laffaday - Time to try to control my swearing again.
Laffaday - Her neck wasn't the only thing that was stiff.
Laffaday - The best laid plans of mice and TZ.
Laffaday - We are all only human.
Laffaday - Even I have my limits.
Laffaday - May the road rise to meet you.
Laffaday - Share and share alike.
Laffaday - What's that smell?
Laffaday - Getting old ain't for p_____s.
Laffaday - Making time for old friends.
Laffaday - Everybody's ranting these days.
Laffaday - Compromise is what separates us from the animals.
Laffaday - That's why they pay you the big bucks.
Laffaday - A Valentine's Day colonoscopy.
Laffaday - The worst thing you can do to a woman.
Laffaday - That's gratitude for you.
Laffaday - Looking for Mr. Goodbar.
Laffaday - A hate, hate relationship.
Laffaday - Preparing for the snowpocalypse.
Laffaday - Wild beaver.
Laffaday - Lies, damn lies and statistics.
Laffaday - I can't imagine life without you.
Laffaday - Leave it in God's hands.
Laffaday - There's no place like home.
Laffaday - What a weekend!
Laffaday - Sometimes silence is golden.
Laffaday - About as much as I can take.
Laffaday - About as much as I can take.
Laffaday - What happened to the tenderness?
Laffaday - No good deed goes unpunished.
Laffaday - Why can't life be like it is in the movies?
Laffaday - I think my wife might be a vampire.
Laffaday - I ain't handsome, either.
Laffaday - The wife is gone.
Laffaday - Never pet anything you plan to eat.
Laffaday - What's the meaning of it all?
Laffaday - A delicate but harmonious balance.
Laffaday - When I start I just can't seem to stop!
Laffaday - Ladies, Let Him Stuff You.
Laffaday - Fortune favors the prepared.
Laffaday - Having fun with the TSA.
Laffaday - I forgot it was you.
Laffaday - Boy, did I make the wrong career choice!
Laffaday - My hips got too much of a workout last night.
Laffaday - I am going to make my mark.
Laffaday - How old is too old for trick-or-treating?
Laffaday - I need to pick up some restraints for the wife.
Laffaday - I've never been so aroused by tomatoes.
Laffaday - I don't think the wife likes it soft and fuzzy.
Laffaday - "It is hard being black."
Laffaday - It must be all the gator meat.
Laffaday - The first time it's happened in fifteen years.
Laffaday - Actually, tetanus is only about 20 percent fatal.
Laffaday - That's not my idea of a romantic evening.
Laffaday - Fun at the gyno.
Laffaday - That doesn't sound very clean to me.
Laffaday - Enough with the health cr@p.
Laffaday - What is it with teenage drivers?
Laffaday - Why am I always left out of the good stuff?
Laffaday - Is that a sin?
Laffaday - I thought I was normal until I found out what normal was.
Laffaday - Time Goes Slowly By.
Laffaday - The Death Ray.
Laffaday - I take pride.
Laffaday - An invasion of my personal space.
Laffaday - Almost a hole-in-one and I wasn't even on the course.
Laffaday - I'm not too proud to enjoy a cheap thrill.
Laffaday - A zucchini may not be a fair comparison.
Laffaday - A great example of what's wrong with America.
Laffaday - The Pooper Snooper.
Laffaday - Let's face it, kids are stupid.
Laffaday - They just don't make 'em like that anymore.
Laffaday - What's black and white and heard only by you?
Laffaday - Teenage girls are crazier than I ever thought.
Laffaday - She's got it so good.
Laffaday - I am done sweating over clogged drains.
Laffaday - Things you should never do with a woman.
Laffaday - Looks like the kids are going to need more therapy.
Laffaday - Handy in the bedroom and the kitchen.
Laffaday - You must not be married.
Laffaday - Who am I, Juan Valdez?
Laffaday - The kids may hate me now...
Laffaday - My wife has turned into me.
Laffaday - Lessons for Life
Laffaday - We made it home alive and unscathed.
Kids Are Going BONKERS Over These....
Laffaday - The bad times never last too long.
Laffaday - As responsible as a 12-year-old.
Laffaday - Can't win for losing.
Laffaday - Does that make me a bad parent?
Laffaday - TZ is equal opportunity.
Laffaday - You've got some serious problems.
Laffaday - My life in perspective.
Laffaday - One more reason to hate flying.
Laffaday - Why the heck are the feds harassing me?
Laffaday - When Will it be My Turn?
Laffaday - We can start hating each other right away!
Laffaday - Giving the wife a pass.
Laffaday - Twice a year is better than none at all.
Laffaday - When cougars attack.
Laffaday - This is all my wife's fault.
Laffaday - Mindless, little piggies.
Laffaday - Both a blessing and a curse.
Laffaday - Truth in advertising.
Laffaday - I feel for you.
Laffaday - I'm a problem solver.
Laffaday - I can see them plotting my ruin in their minds.
Laffaday - To ski or not to ski.
Laffaday - What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Laffaday - There's a first time for everything.
Laffaday - That's why they pay you the big bucks.
Laffaday - Good First Impression
Laffaday - Warm weather makes me think of one thing...
Laffaday - I don't know how cheaters do it.
Laffaday - I am a man of the new millennium.
Laffaday - No orangutan is going to make a monkey out of me.
Laffaday - Sound financial planning.
Laffaday - What did you do before me?
Laffaday - I always knew I was a chick magnet.
Laffaday - When Mama is happy, everybody is happy.
Laffaday - Welcome to flavor country.
Laffaday - The things I used to do for her.
Laffaday - When I was your age...!
Laffaday - It's all part of God's plan.
Laffaday - A hummo says what???
Laffaday - Clothes optional day.
Laffaday - You have broken our covenant.
Laffaday - It's a vicious circle
Laffaday - The dream man list.
Laffaday - How can you argue with logic like that?
Laffaday - Better $4,000 safe than sorry.
Laffaday - The optimism of inexperience.
Laffaday - I feel very confident about the new year.
Laffaday - What the in-laws don't know won't hurt 'em.
Laffaday - You never know what you'll learn.
Laffaday - I enjoy a little role reversal now and then.
Laffaday - Welcome to winter folks!
Laffaday - A bitter sweet victory for TZ.
Laffaday - Floating away on waves of passion.
Laffaday - A small price for a little peace and quiet.
Laffaday - You probably never realized what you were onto!
Laffaday - Super freak.
Laffaday - I have a terrible feeling.
Laffaday - I am so going to score this year.
Laffaday - It wasn't as bad as I thought.
Laffaday - Back in the hospital.
Laffaday - I'm lonely.
Laffaday - Where everything's bigger (including the women).
Laffaday - A little perspective on women.
Laffaday - That's never a bad thing.
Laffaday - My luck had to run out eventually.
Laffaday - This must be what it feels like to be normal.
Laffaday - Here, suck on this cucumber.
Laffaday - Obsessive or fruity as a nutcake?
Laffaday - It's been two weeks since my last confession.
Laffaday - A woman can never be satisfied.
Laffaday - Brown Baggin' It
Laffaday Video - A special Halloween treat.
Laffaday - Hopefully the wife won't be hyperglycemic.
Laffaday - Sometimes a gourd is just a gourd.
Laffaday - Wish you had access to TZ all day?
Laffaday - All Night Long
Laffaday - I'll take the soup.
Laffaday - Invasion of the body snatchers.
Laffaday - A guaranteed money-maker.
Laffaday - At least I'll have a little quiet time.
Laffaday - Is That Dog Trained?
Laffaday - I don't have any liquids left in me at all!
Laffaday - Seeing what needs to be seen.
Laffaday - Tastes like chicken.
Laffaday - Show and tell.
Laffaday - I've never dated those kind of women.