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| Sometimes it sucks being on the wagon. |
| Why do Millennials hate making babies? |
| Joie de vivre. |
| Eat me like the last supper. |
| I got in trouble with my wife again. |
| The Wuhan hypocrisy. |
| It's not easy seducing my wife. |
| Too much information. |
| The 'sweet spot' for happiness. |
| Give the audience what they want. |
| It's getting better all the time. |
| This is either brilliant... or complete bu11sh!t. |
| The best way to distract a woman. |
| Trust me. I'm a beef guy. |
| When things are bad you have to look at the bright side. |
| Why you should never let your girlfriend know you're married. |
| I think brave women are hot. |
| The one way you CAN'T get the Coronavirus. |
| If only I could get a sanitizer to work on my sense of humor. |
| Ignorance is no defense. |
| Is DST really worth it? Probably not. |
| Apparently I'm on the razor's edge of blowing a fuse. |
| You can't appropriate my culture if I don't have any. |
| I'm all for believing women, but... |
| An exhibition of skill, strength and sportsmanship. |
| She who hesitates could be dead. |
| The biggest hypocrisy in Hollywood. |
| This is tyranny in its most diabolical form. |
| The perfect way to cool down your bedroom. |
| Don't encourage a thief. |
| I'll tell you what you're entitled to. |
| Another Chinese import. |
| If someone makes you happy, be with that person. |
| It's a Bull Market. |
| What would you do if you won the lottery? |
| Finally, the A cups have something to cheer about. |
| It's so hard to break old habits. |
| All the good ones are taken. |
| There are no problems, only decisions. |
| Once you start to think about it, it makes perfect sense. |
| The spark has definitely gone out of my marriage. |
| The smartest lesson I ever learned. |
| When you always know the right thing to say. |
| Where's the holiday spirit? |
| The things I do for my wife. |
| White man's burden. |
| Thanksgiving is getting more and more political. |
| Those aren't tears of joy. |
| Fighting discrimination in the entertainment industry. |
| Cold feet mean a warm heart. |
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