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| Eventually it all comes back around. |
| I think I have Lyme disease. |
| You're going to get angry when you read this. |
| Is this the man I want to spend the rest of my life as? |
| Not even I can screw this up. |
| Alcohol and 22-year-old dancers aren't everything. |
| One super power I'm glad I DON'T have. |
| TZ shows his sensitive side. |
| How cultural sensitivity is eating sports and how to fix it. |
| Why every weekend should be a 3-day weekend. |
| Why it's never a good idea to talk about religion. |
| Me Too vs. Why Not Me? |
| Finding the fun in empty nest syndrome. |
| The best part of a company picnic. |
| The problem with diagnosing yourself. |
| How to know if she's really faking it. |
| What to do when your wife starts having THOSE fantasies. |
| The advantages of having a hot cleaning lady. |
| I definitely got lucky this weekend. |
| The perfect opportunity to experiment on my wife. |
| The best way to prevent a summer cold. |
| A spiritual experience we can all enjoy. |
| Holidays are the perfect opportunity to avoid the family. |
| It's hard keeping a neatly trimmed bush. |
| One thing you won't have to worry about being middle aged. |
| Oddly enough, that was my nickname in college. |
| What the heII you doing in the bathroom day and night? |
| My old dad; the things he used to say to me. |
| I swear, somebody's head is going in a toilet. |
| It's amazing the smells you get used to. |
| The games married couples play. |
| It doesn't burn as much calories, but it's more fun than walking. |
| Women always cost you something. |
| Another unexpected benefit of grilling out. |
| A garage sale is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. |
| TZ's killer beer brat recipe. |
| The best part about spring weather. |
| The clothes don't always make the man. |
| My wife creates problems, I solve them. |
| I must be part Mexican. |
| Free speech ain't free. |
| Me too. |
| Does Jesus eat bacon? |
| It ain't easy getting older. |
| Palm Sunday. |
| What we need are some Polish Jews. |
| #NotMySocialMedia |
| You can call me a voyeur if you want. |
| The real reason men are unhappy in relationships. |
| The 'sweet spot' for happiness. |
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