May 25, 2020
Good Morning Groanies,
Monday's are always rough so... here's a weird, funny video to put a smile on your face... especially if you are a fan of The Squatch... and the jazzy smoothness of the saxophone. Please... enjoy! ...Ellipses...
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*-- The Taste of Money --*
My neighbor's young son swallowed a quarter, a dime and a nickle. He was rushed to the hospital.
The next day I asked my neighbor how his son was doing, and he replied, "No change yet".
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*-- I Believe I Can Fly --*
When I was young I dreamed of being a test pilot. Flying higher, faster, farther. Risking my life for the science of aviation. But when I grew up I found out I wasn't qualified because of my poor eyesight.
Now I work in a post office which gives me many of the same thrills. I'm always pushing the envelope!
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?
A: By its bark.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Q: What time do ducks wake up in the morning?
A: At the quack of dawn.